I was browsing around the interwebs the other day and came across an interview with Tina Fey where they asked her a bunch of “funniest…” questions. What is the funniest movie ever made? What is the funniest word? Funniest person alive? (Caddyshack, kumquat, Melissa McCarthy were her respective answers)
One of the questions was, what’s the funniest knock knock joke, and she told this classic:
The first time I heard that I thought it was hysterical but let’s be honest, it’s the type of joke that really only works well once. After that it’s funnier to tell it than to hear it.
But it got me thinking… are there any actually funny Knock Knock jokes out there? I spent some more time on the interwebs (I have such a productive life) and came up with these, all of which made me at least smile and in some cases laugh out loud. Some probably give way too much of an insight into my psyche, but here we go… my differently for the day is I learned a bunch of new Knock Knock jokes:
No, seriously, it’s just me. I am telling a knock knock joke.
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!
Interrup-You have cancer.
(I had cancer – I get to think that’s funny. The rest of you can clutch your pearls.)
Interrupting dyslexic cow
VE VILL ASK ZE QVESTIONS!
Dorbell repairman who?
Every fuckin’ time
Interrupting sloth who?
(15 seconds later)
Shit, stop the funeral!
And my favorite, because… well, if you know me you’ll know why…
Control freak. Now you say “control freak who?”