TYOLD Day 79: Knock Knock

I was browsing around the interwebs the other day and came across an interview with Tina Fey where they asked her a bunch of “funniest…” questions.  What is the funniest movie ever made?  What is the funniest word?  Funniest person alive?  (Caddyshack, kumquat, Melissa McCarthy were her respective answers)

One of the questions was, what’s the funniest knock knock joke, and she told this classic:

Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt…. MOOOO!

The first time I heard that I thought it was hysterical but let’s be honest, it’s the type of joke that really only works well once.  After that it’s funnier to tell it than to hear it.

But it got me thinking… are there any actually funny Knock Knock jokes out there?  I spent some more time on the interwebs (I have such a productive life) and came up with these, all of which made me at least smile and in some cases laugh out loud.  Some probably give way too much of an insight into my psyche, but here we go… my differently for the day is I learned a bunch of new Knock Knock jokes:

Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
No, seriously, it’s just me. I am telling a knock knock joke.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma
Yo momma,who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrup-You have cancer.

(I had cancer – I get to think that’s funny.  The rest of you can clutch your pearls.)

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow
Interrupting dysle-
OMO!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
KGB
KGB Wh-
VE VILL ASK ZE QVESTIONS!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doorbell repairman
Dorbell repairman who?
Every fuckin’ time

Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(15 seconds later)
SLOOOTTTHHHHH

Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grandpa.
Shit, stop the funeral!

And my favorite, because… well, if you know me you’ll know why…

Knock-knock
Who’s there
Control freak. Now you say “control freak who?”

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