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2+2=7

I was never really all that good at math.  To this day it remains my father’s greatest disappointment in me that I can’t do anything but the simplest of addition in my head.  I figure if I really needed to do complicated long division on my own, they wouldn’t have...

Fight or Flight

I’ve had exactly one real fight in my life.  It was eighth grade and after months (perhaps years) of torment from a junior high school bully I finally decided to stand up for myself and fight back.  So when said bully came up behind me and hit me in the back, as he...

Say Anything

I talked to a friend of mine earlier tonight for the first time in a couple of weeks.  I thought it was a little weird that we hadn’t spoken much but I am more than a little bit self-involved these days so it wasn’t more than a passing thought every now and then.  But...

Cancer Bingo

About a week until the scheduled surgery and now less than a week for me to proverbially shit or get off the proverbial pot, proverbially speaking.  I will need to make my decision by no later than Tuesday evening because that is when I will have my last meal.  It’s...

A Serious Error in Judgment

Throughout my life I have always tried to balance the two sides of my intellectual nature, which can best be summed as follows: Side 1: Knowledge equals power Side 2: The dumber you are, the happier you are This usually manifests itself in a voracious consumption of...