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Cancer Bingo

About a week until the scheduled surgery and now less than a week for me to proverbially shit or get off the proverbial pot, proverbially speaking.  I will need to make my decision by no later than Tuesday evening because that is when I will have my last meal.  It’s...

A Serious Error in Judgment

Throughout my life I have always tried to balance the two sides of my intellectual nature, which can best be summed as follows: Side 1: Knowledge equals power Side 2: The dumber you are, the happier you are This usually manifests itself in a voracious consumption of...

Those Who Are Tardy Do Not Get Fruit Cup

Things I do at 4am when I can’t sleep: Stare at the ceiling.  It’s white.  There are no tiles to count. Think about work and all of the ways in which I have probably screwed something up or made someone angry Go through YouTube for random clips of old...

Cancer Porn

No, I’m not just sitting around waiting for Armageddon – there are still lots of things to do between now and the surgery.  The main thing is to obsessively, endlessly troll the Internet reading every last word ever written about esophageal cancer, staging, treatment,...

August 17th: On This Day in History

1786: Davy Crocket is born 1807: The first commercial steamboat sailed in New York 1893: Mae West is born 1907: Pike’s Place Market opens in Seattle 1915: A category 4 hurricane hits Galveston, Texas 1943: Robert De Niro is born 1953: The first meeting of Narcotic’s...